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Aug. 3rd, 2010 | 03:13 pm

Overheard from two old people waiting for the elevator:

"they're all Jews! They're all Jews in Lebanon!"
"except for the Arabs!"

There are so many things wrong that all I can do is laugh.


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Sep. 9th, 2009 | 02:44 pm

Ahmygaww posting from new iPhone. Happy birthday, me!

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Aug. 16th, 2009 | 10:35 am

Dr. Anecdata: Hilarious supervillain? Will create in CoH when I get home.

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Aug. 12th, 2009 | 08:00 pm

Bought some peach perfume today. It smells so nice, I am just going to wear it for fun.

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Aug. 8th, 2009 | 08:19 pm
mood: shocked

Omg, so okay. My brother and sister were out with a friend, and they were walking through a park, and a bunch of kids/teens jump out from behind a building and threaten my brother with a knife and steal his ipod.

This just happened not to long ago, and the cops are coming to get a statement and stuff. Sam (bro) is understandably freaked out. Just wow.

Wtf. Wtfwtf.

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Aug. 8th, 2009 | 01:53 pm

It's been a long time! I feel guilty about abandoning this old journal that served me so well in the past. I should maybe turn it into a sketch blog, or something. Maybe post story snippets? I dunno.

Spent some time today prettifying my journal info. The first step of a renaissance? Need to do some image editing (or maybe just some drawing) when I get home to put a pretty little header image crown on the top of it. Also did some writing today, in a real, paper journal with a real, ink pen. After cramping my hand a bit, typing feels so light and free that it is surreal.

Been entertaining myself with terrible fiction - ie: The Vampire Diaries, the show of which already looks lame despite not having even premiered. I understand that it's hard to fathom how a show about vampire romance could be lamer than the vampire romance books that are its counterpart, but I swear it to be true.

In other entertainment news, I am eagerly anticipating District 9, though it looks like it is going to high on the "why does good publicity happen to bad movies?" scale.

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Writer's Block: I May Be Crazy

Aug. 6th, 2009 | 02:33 pm

What does this Rorschach blot look like to you?

A horseshoe crab.

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Writer's Block: Childhood Firsts

Jun. 29th, 2009 | 02:12 pm

What was your first word?

So fucking embarrassing:

"Mmm, fries."

There is a long and stupid story to it.

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Writer's Block: You Don't Know Me

May. 3rd, 2009 | 03:23 pm

Our friends don't always know us as well as they think, particularly when it comes to likes and dislikes. Which popular book, movie, band, food, TV show, etc. would your friends be surprised to hear that you don't like?

I hateeeee eggs. All eggs, cooked in any fashion (unless mixed into, like, cookie dough or something). I have always hated them, apparently even when I was a baby. The flavour, texture, smell, basically everything about them is stomach-turning to me.

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From the Whiteboard:

Apr. 28th, 2009 | 12:58 pm

Tune in next time when the evil Senor Hombre refines his arms smuggling business with sobering consequences.

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